Saturday, January 10, 2009

Grapefruit Juicy Fruit

so I planned to recreate the Inspirational Trampoline...
and so far it has been an empty promise.

not that Random things don't happen all the time, or thoughts with no prior basis formulate long descriptions and concepts quotably in my head...but they don't always take a bounce on the ol' Trampoline...

so this morning, I was postulating that citrus fruit has an uncanny ability to find the ocular faculties - that is to say, when citrus squirts, it always finds your eyes.

It doesn't ever seem to accost other prominent extremities with the prodigious accuracy of say...the nose. As equal a facile mark of target, one never suffers the slings and arrows of grapefruit juice to the nose.

Nor does this eyeball-seeking acidic expectorance ever occur with any other fruit but citrus... Lemons are the worst....


so these are the thoughts that I sometimes have upon waking up.....